In this life...❥

we're all it.. but we're all different.

of course it's not the same!

one is the good kind of bitch like me who bitch about the other kind of bitches.

another is the kind of bitch i bitch about.

oh. they also deserve two big rolls of toilet paper stuck in their mouth because they are loud, all that comes out of their mouth is equivalent if not yuckier than faeces, and their mouths are so big im not kidding about the TWO rolls.

it's easy to spot who is what kind of bitch.

just snap a picture when there's an argument.

usually there are sure two sides of a story for an argument right?

well in the picture all u can see is the good person.

u cant see the bitch because she goes all wobbly yelling at the top of her lungs, hence the blurring of herself and finally when she notices the good person just standing there waiting for her to calm down so she can listen to some sense, she storms outta the room.

and anger is one perfect excuse to run to the toilet and hide.

now what?

go home lo. no show aredi.

or u can come out of the room slowly just to see her flailing her arms in a very ungodly helicopter style on the way to her little hole of solitude..

if u come out just in time for her to glance back u can even watch her spread her legs and jab the air with her finger at u with an expression that would make the world's ugliest dog look beautiful.

and all u need to do is raise one eyebrow and she would later bring the whole toilet down.

i mean have u seen one?

wow. did u see how many claws the second one has???!!!

omg. wtf. geli. OMG. *faints

by the way they both got awards okay.

so congratulations to them! wouldnt wanna give them a congratulatory hug though. *cringe

anywwaayyyy..... no need to get all worked up because of her lah..

just treat her as a sorry case of a lost cause.. the thing about a lost cause is that at first u'll get angry. so angry u wanna hit her. and then u pity her because she's got no moves.

believe me she will hit u back with one thing u hate and then keeps on repeating it until finally u urself oso immune to it and she's left with nothing..

and then u let her slowly sink into oblivion remembering u for the day u showed everyone her real face.

now tell me that isnt satisfying! nyeheheh.

if not then she'll come apologizing to u saying she wont repeat her mistakes.

=.=

that wan abit tricky to handle..

anyway i am ready for the weekend!!

it is halloween~ ~ ~

meilin's coming to kl next weekend..

i asked her y not come THIS WEEKEND? dun u wanna say HALLO to me?

she got it a few hours later wtf.

then i went and tried it with reeseybabe.

she oso dun geddit. wtf wtf.

in case YOU oso dun geddit.

i meant that if u do as i tell u to and say HALLO to me this saturday, u'd go

as in halloween. geddit?

tsk.

anyway might catch a movie tonight with boyfriend..

so for now i shall go see my fishies in HappyAquarium!! :D